The Kingdom of Womble 14513 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.194 billion Womble 14513ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Womble 14513ian economy, worth 166 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,611 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,302 per year while the poor average 2,483, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 14513's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 14513 is ranked 241,935^th in the world and 15,325^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.